Aik Sardar G Kahin Ja Rahe Thay

Aik Sardar G Kahin Ja Rahe Thay
K Dewar Pe Parha
PARHNE WALA Kutta
Sardar G Ko Bahoot Ghussa Aaya
Tou Mita Ker Likh Diya
Likhne Wala Kutta

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 859 views
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