Main Apki Beti Ka Hath Mangnay Aya Hun
Larka Larki K Father Se:
Main Apki Beti Ka Hath Mangnay Aya Hun..
Larki K Father: Kyun?
Larka: Kyun K Ab Meray Hath Thak Chukay Hain Msg Karte Karte "Budhay". :-D=P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 848 views
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