Santa baalon k saath saath

Santa baalon k saath saath kandhe pe b shampo laga rha tha.ye dekh k wife boli-kya kr re ho?

Santa-ye koi aam shampo nai hai ye Head & shoulder hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 955 views
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