Ustaad Pathan Se Pakistan K Kitny Soobay Hay?
Pathan : (4)
Ustaad Sahabash Un K Naam Batao
Pathan: Mashrik, Maghrib, Shumal, Junoob

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 872 views

Ek baar exam me question aaya

Ek baar exam me question aaya- HIPS PE ESSAY LIKHO!

Santa apni pant kholkar hips dekh raha tha tabhi Banta bola- MAM! USNE KUNJI KHOL RAKHI HAI!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

K.E.S.C.MAN. Bijli Bnd krny ki Niyat

K.E.S.C.MAN.
Bijli Bnd krny ki Niyat:-
Niyat Krtà Hön Me
2 Ghanté Light Band Karné Ki
Wasté Hukömàt K
Zülm Ghrèéb Awàm Pr
Hath Merà Switch Ki Tärf
“YE jay ho”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

The Faith Healer

Two women were sitting in the doctor`s waiting room comparing notes on their
various disorders.

"I want a baby more than anything in the world," said the first, "But I guess it is impossible."

"I used to feel just the same way," said the second. "But then everything changed. That`s why I`m here. I`m going to have a baby in three months."

"You must tell me what you did."

"I went to a faith healer."

"But I`ve tried that. My husband and I
went to one for nearly a year and it didn`t help a bit."

The other woman smiled and whispered, "Try going alone, next time, dearie."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

The caption ofvteam

The captain of a team says to the Umpire,
“My players want to know if there is a penalty for
thinking.”
The Umpire says, “No.”
The captain says,
“Well we think you’re an asshole, then.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan Kone Me Chup K Mobile

Pathan Kone Me Chup K Mobile Pe Kisi Se
Ahista Se Bat Kr raha Tha

Aadmi: Khan Sahab Larki Se Baten Kr rahe Ho

Pathan: Khuda Ka Qasam Larki Nahi Mangetar Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)