Boy: Mey 4 yrs ka hun, or tum?



Boy: Mey 4 yrs ka hun, or tum?

Girl: Mey b 4 yrs ki hun

Boy: To phir chal na, sharmana kya?

Girl(sharmate hoie): kahan?

Boy: Polio k qatry peeney…:-P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 497 views
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