Biwi Pyar Se Boli
SARDAR: Office Ja Rha Tha. Biwi Pyar Se Boli: See U In The Evening.
SARDAR Gusse Se: Dhamki Kise De Rhi Hai, Mai B Tujhe Dekh Loonga.":-
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 848 views
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Double vaat!!!
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kal wali zayda achi thi ;)
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He shouted:
Bangladesh Bangladesh
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Sardar: Ok
angladesh angladesh
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