Baap 6 saal ke bete se
Baap 6 saal ke bete se:” So ja beta nahi to bhoot aa jayega..
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Beta:” Aap logo ko to bas ROMANCE ka bahaana chahiye,
Chahe bachhe ki fat jaye bhoot ke
naam se…
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1295 views
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