Patnee Ka Cheharaa

Pati se patnee kaar chalaanaa seekh rahee thee

apane pati se bolee - ye saamane kaa sheeshaa sahee nahee lagaa huA hai

pati ne puchhaa- kyo kyaa gaDabaD hai ?

patnee ne kahaa- isame peeche A rahee kaaren hee dekh paatee hu par apanaa cheharaa nahee dekh paa rahee hu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 847 views
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