Patnee Ka Cheharaa
Pati se patnee kaar chalaanaa seekh rahee thee
apane pati se bolee - ye saamane kaa sheeshaa sahee nahee lagaa huA hai
pati ne puchhaa- kyo kyaa gaDabaD hai ?
patnee ne kahaa- isame peeche A rahee kaaren hee dekh paatee hu par apanaa cheharaa nahee dekh paa rahee hu
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