IF ANY FAT GIRL

If aNy fAt gIrL CrosS U…

But Come bacK 2 U At Listening Of Ur WhistLe. . .

Th¡S SituaTiOn iZ Ca|LD. . . .

“GOLMAAL
RETURN”

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