Ek Bhi Tili Nahin Jalti

Sardar (Apne Bete Se Bola):
Bevakuf…
Kaisa Machis Leke Aaya Hai
Ek Bhi Tili Nahin Jalti

Beta :
Kya Baat Karte Ho Papa
Sab Tili Test Karke Laya Hu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 981 views
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