TUm Late kiUN AaYE
ustaad “tum itni dair se kune aye?” shagird “janab mere upar se aik gari guzar gai thi”. ustaad “arye tum zinda kese bache” shagird “janab main pull ke niche tha”
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!) / 901 views
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