TUm Late kiUN AaYE
ustaad “tum itni dair se kune aye?” shagird “janab mere upar se aik gari guzar gai thi”. ustaad “arye tum zinda kese bache” shagird “janab main pull ke niche tha”
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!) / 621 views
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Khuda K Naam Pe Baji Mujhay 10 Rupay De Do
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Or Mere Rongtay Kharay Ho Jatay Hain
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Tab Mobile tha kya?
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Bas Sms parhne ki lagi rehti hai..
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Din tera Raat meri ho
Hasi teri Udasi meri ho
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O hello
TERI hi ho
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