Dr. sahab mujhe door se nazar nhi ata.
Mareez Doctor se:
Dr. sahab mujhe door se nazar nhi ata.
Doctr: wo aasman per kya hai?
Mariz: chand
Dr: ty mama hor is to agy farishtyan nu wekhna e :p
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