Maine Kaha Himmat Hy Te
Sardar: Kal Meno 9 Aadmian Ne Kuttia
Pandit: Fer Tu Ne Kuch Nahi Kita…?
Sardar: Maine Kaha Himmat Hy Te Kaly Kaly Aao
Pandit: Fer Sardar: Fer Saarian Ne Wari Wari
Kuttia
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 782 views
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