Chaiwala
Chaiwala: Bholi si surat,Aankho me masti, Door khadi sharmaye, Hai Hai.
Ladki: Kali si surat,Hatho me kitli, Door khada chillaye chai chai.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 985 views
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