Sardar will Marry Again
Sardar’s Wife Dies: He Is Calm
But His Wife’s Lover Is Furiously Crying..
Finally Sardar Consoles Him:
Don’t Worry Yaar
I Will Marry Again
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 774 views
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