Sardar will Marry Again

Sardar’s Wife Dies: He Is Calm

But His Wife’s Lover Is Furiously Crying..

Finally Sardar Consoles Him:
Don’t Worry Yaar
I Will Marry Again

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 588 views
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