Ek sardar ne bank se loan le kar car li lekin loan wapis na kar saka.
Bank wale car le gaye.
Sardar bola: Mujhe pehle pata hota to shadi bhi bank se loan le kar hi karta.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 991 views

Judge ( chor se )

Judge ( chor se ) : tum pandharvin baar adalat mein aaye ho is liye tum par pachaas hazaar rupay jurmana aed kya jata hai.
chor ( haath bandh kar ) : huzoor! baqaida anay walay gahak ke sath kuch to riayat honi chahiye

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Larki ek asi paheli

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri
saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole ‘Darling,how ru?’
Na karo to bole ‘Brother,who ru?’

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A boy disturbs a girl at bus stop

A boy disturbs a girl at bus stop-
Girl: Dont u hv a mom/sister at home.?
Boy:No

Girl:To Ghar le chalna pagal, Yaha Timepas kyu kr raha hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

suma: maa, raju ne mujhe kiss de diyaa

suma: maa, raju ne mujhe kiss de diyaa

maa: haan kya? rukho main poochti hoo.

suma: nahi maa. tum poochoge to woh nahi degaa

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A teacher had a 5 year old come up to

A teacher had a 5-year-old come up to her and say that he had found a frog.

The teacher asked, "Is the frog alive or dead?" The student replied, "It's dead."

The teacher asked, "How do you know for sure?"

The boy said, "I pissed in its ear."
Aghast, the teacher said, "You did what?"

He said, "You know, I went to his ear and said, Psst and it didn't move. So, it must be dead."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)