Pathan
Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.
.
2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 852 views
Similar Jokes
Bhakt: Meri shadi Aishwarya se karwa do. Bhagwan: Aishwarya ki ek saari 1 lakh ki hai. Kharch utha paoge? Bhakt: Bhagwaan koi upay bataiye. Bhagwan: Mallika Sherawat
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husband to Hotel Manager: "Jaldi chalo! meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai"
Manager: "What can I do?
Husband: "Kamine, khidki nahi khul rahi hai."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
ek sharabi dosre se: ek hathi pool mein gir jay
to kaise nikle ga?
dosra: very simple wet ho kar nikle ga.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Murga Murgi Se:
I Love U Jaan. Main Tumhare Liye Kuch B Kar Sakta Hoon,
Murgi: Haye Allah Sachi,
Murga: Haan
Murgi: Chalo Phir Aaj Anda Tum Do….!.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?
2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
3 Banday Hajj Nahi Kr sktey
1) ASIF zarari , Q k Koi Shakhs Apney ap ko Pathar Nai Mar sakta !!!!
2) ALTaf bhai , Q k hajj telephone pe nahi ho sakta!!!! :-
3) Nawaz sharif , Q k koi shakhs
1 Crore k Bal Lagwa kar Tind nahi Karwa ay ga...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
pathan to dukandar:give me blackbulb du
pathan to dukandar:give me blackbulb
dukandar:what is black bulb
pathan:ullu ke pathe jab rat ko andhera hota hai to hum roshni wala bulb istamal kartay hain mujhe ab andhere wala bulb chahiye takay sabah mein sunay ke liye andhera kar sakoon
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Chahey jitne bhi paren sandel larki0n se Faraz,
A mundey nai drdey,
Sh0r shraba kr dey.. :p ;->
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Main Ye Sim Off Kar Raha Hu.
Ab New Number Kab Loonga Pata Nahi.
Dil Tou Nhi Kar Raha K Itna Poorana Number Ha,
Laikin Majboori Ha, Kio K Is Pay Mujhay Bohat Ziyada
Wrong Calls Our Messages A Rahay Hain..
Loug Tang Kartay Hain. Poochtay Hain K,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Tumhari Khoobsurti Ka Raaz Kya Ha…
(‘,’)/”
<))
.// Ab Banda Kia Khoobsurat Bhi Na Lagay?
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)