Pathan
Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.
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2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 769 views
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Teri zindagi me koi gham na ho
teri khushi kbhi kam na ho
dua hay tujhe mile ek pyara sa duolha
,
jis ka wazan
80 kilo se
kam na ho
(BOLO BOLO ‘AMEEEENN.)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Bhakt: Meri shadi Aishwarya se karwa do. Bhagwan: Aishwarya ki ek saari 1 lakh ki hai. Kharch utha paoge? Bhakt: Bhagwaan koi upay bataiye. Bhagwan: Mallika Sherawat
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
School bus mein driver k peeche
baitha baccha khud se baatein kar raha tha.!
"Agar meri maa hathni aur baap hathi hota
to mai ek chota hathi hota...
hahaha.."
"Agar maa chirya aur baap chira hota to
mai 1 chira hota...
hahaha."
"Agar maa sherni aur baap sher hota to
mai chota sher hota...
Hahaha."
Driver ko ghussa aa gaya
aur bola:-
"agar teri maa kamini aur baap kanjar hota to tu kya hota??"
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Baccha:- phir mai bus driver hota..! :D :P :O
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Happy Sing: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta h
Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani, woh le ati hai,
Dost: Garam pani kuon?
Happy: Usse Bartan Achay Dhultay hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa mango juice ka glaas le kar baitha tha
Banta aaya aur fataak se juice pee gaya.
Santa – Meri to yaar kismat hi kharab hai. Beta fail ho gaya,
biwi dost ke saath bhag gayi, ghar me chori ho gayi, nalke me
paani nahi, ghar me light nahi.
Aab juice me zehar daal ke peene ko rakha tha
aur wo bhi tu pee gaya saale!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.
Mary: Are you wearing it now? Dave: Yup. Cost me four thousand dollars, but it's top of the line.
Mary: Wow! What kind is it?
Dave: Twelve-thirty.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
A Dog Fell In Love With a Cat
But Dog's Parents Refused Cat
Guess Why?
They Gave a Solid Reason
Ladki To MUCHHO Wali hai. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Pathan English Sekhny goray k pass gya
2 Months k bad Wapis aaya to Usy goray ki Call aayi.
Pathan: Who is Speaking?
Gora: Lala! Hum Bolti hai… Jakson
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar:
Bhai Jail Ko Urdu Mei Hawalaat Q Kehty Hen?
Pathan:
Q K Jail Mei Khany Ko Sirf
‘Hawa’
Or
‘Laat’
Hi Milti He
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher:” What is your name?”.
Student: ” Mera naam Suraj Prakash
hai.”
Teacher:” When I ask a question in
English, answer it in English.”
Student:” My name is Sunlight.
by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!)