Ek shikari jungle mein rasta bhool gaya

Ek shikari jungle mein rasta bhool gaya. Kai din tak jungle mein bhatakta raha. Aakhir us ney ek aarzi jhonpra banaya or us mein rehna shuru ker diya.

Kuch din baad usey tez bukhaar ho gaya. Us ki talash keliey redcross waley nikley or kuch din baad us ki jhonpri key paas pohanch gyey jis key ander woh sahab bukhaar sey nidhaal, or marney key qareeb they.

Redcross walon ney darwaza khatkaya. Ander sey murda si awaz aai, kon hey?

“Ham red cross waley hein”

Shikari bola: Khuda keliey yahan to meri jaan chor do. Mei ney apney daftar mein chanda dey diya tha. Ab mein darwaza khol ker dobara tumharey phandey mein nahi phansoon ga.

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