Ek chote bacche ne
Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant mummy se pucha : Isme kya hai?
Mummy : Issme pyara sa Baby hai.
Baccha : Itna pyara tha to khaya kyu ussko?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1060 views
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