Flight ka Pilot
Flight ka Pilot !!
.
.
Announcement k baad MIC OFF karna bhool gaya
.
.
.
.
Pilot apne co-pilot se bola:"Main pehle coffee piyunga phir airhostess ko kiss karunga" :)
.
.
.
Ye sun k Airhostess MIC OFF karne bhaagi
.
.
.
.
Aur Phisal kar gir padi..
.
.
.
.
Paas betha buzurg ye dekh ke bola:"Beti, araam se jao..
.
.
.
.
Pehle wo coffee piyega...:p :O :D :D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 799 views
Similar Jokes
Jis din se us bewafa ne mujhe chora hai
dost
us din se mobile ki battry 3 ,4 din aram se chal jati hai.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Pathan Apne Scooter Pe Ja Raha Tha, Raste Mein Ek Aadmi Ne Lift Maang Li.
Aage Red Light Thi Pathan Ne Badi Teji Se Scooter Nikal Diya Pichhe Baitha Aadmi Dar Gaya.
Aadmi: “Pathan Ji, Red Light Thi”
Pathan: “Hum Pathan Hai Red Light Pe Nahi Rukte”
Phir Red Light Aayi Phir Nikal Diya, Aadmi Aur Jayada Dar Gaya.
Aadmi: “Pathan Ji Marwaoge Kya Red Light Thi”
Pathan: “Hum Pathan Hain Pathan Red Light Pe Nahi Rukte”
Aage Green Light Aayi To
Pathan Ne Zor Ka Break Mara Aur Wahi Ruk Gaya.
Aadmi: “Pathan Ji, Ab To Chalo Green Light Hai”
Pathan: “Abbey Marwayega Kya, Udhar Se Koi Pathan Aa Raha Hua To?“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Yar muje Major Rohail ne social work krne Pr
bohat mara.
Batna: Social Work?
Santa: Han, me ne qabristan k gate pr Welcome ka
board lagaya tha.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
The most active person in the world - One who
invented alarm.. :(
.
.
.
.
....
.
.
.
.
The laziest person in the world -
One who invented snooze in the alarm!!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1st Pathan 2 2nd:Eid ki namaz parhny Q nhi aya
2nd: Me araha tha k rasty mai he log namaz parhty dekhy wahin parh li.
Ajib namaz thi 1 bnda so raha tha us k pichy sb parh rahy thy or koi sjda b nhi tha.
1st:Khocha tu janaza parh k agaya hai!
2nd:Kya bat karta hai mai sab ko mbark bad b dai k agaya
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
sardar to doctor.sardar:-
doctor doctor every night in my dreams monkeys
play football for that iam getting distrubed.
doctor;- take this tablet and now onwards no
dreams comes to u. sardar:- can i take this
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ek kadvaa sach :-)
Behan ki friend behan ho sakti hai,
Bhai ka friend Bhai ho sakta hai,
lekin wife ka friend wife nahi ban sakti
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Mother To Doctor On Phone: Mere Bache Ko Current Laga Hai Mai Kya Karo Doctor: Pehle Ap 2 Nafil Shukrane Ada Karen K Apki Tarf Bijli Arahe Hay
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
twinkle Twinkle little star,
teri girl friend gaye bazar,
us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Ik Gujarati Babu TV showroom me jate hai.
Gujarati Babu: Kya aapke pas color TV hai?
Salesman: Yes sir.
Gujarati Babu: Ik green wala dena.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)