Lux Rs.25 Ka Kya Hua

Dil ney dil say kuch kehna chor dia,
Ankhon nay ankhon say milna chor dia,
Lux Rs.25 ka kya hua,
Aap nay tu mo dhona hi chor dia..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 542 views
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