Santa ko rota dekh kar

Santa ko rota dekhkar Banta ne pucha kya hua?

Santa : Meine 2 ton ka AC kharida,
ghar aakar tola to sir 35 kilo ka nikla!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 594 views
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