Answering Machine

A sardarji, having bought a new phone with the latest model of answering machine had to disconnect it the very next day.

He was very disturbed when he heard his friend say, "abey, phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hoon".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 633 views
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