Doctor: Meray pass aap k liay
Doctor: Meray pass aap k liay aik bad news and aik bohat bad news hai.
Patient: Well, pahilay bad news batain.
Doctor: lab k test results k baad aap 24 hours aur zinda rahain gay.
Patient: 24 HOURS!!! Aur bohat bad news?
Doctor: Mai aap ko 24 hours se talaash kar raha tha.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 908 views
Similar Jokes
Salesman: Sir,Ap Cockroch K Liye Powder Loge Kya?
Sardar : Cokroach Ko Itna Laad Pyar Nai Karte Aaj Powder Denge To Kal Sala Lipstick Mangega
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher: She Is Kidding…
Translated In Hindi…
Punjabi:
Woh Bachey Dey Rahi Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
What's So Common Between Air And Students?
Humm?
Both Turn The Pages Of Book Without Reading Them. :-P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aurat:" Mera Shohar Ghar Aatey Hi Mujhe Maarna
Peetna Shuru Kar Dete Hain,
.
.
Baba:" Woh Jaise Hi Ghar Aayen To Tum ye ''TAWEEZ'' apne Daant ke Neechey Dabaa
Lena,
.
.
.
.
.
~ After 5 days ~
Baba Ji Taweez Daant ke Neechey
Dabane Ka Itna
Faida Hua k Ab Woh Mujhe Kuch Nahi Kehta hai..
.
.
Baba:" Yeh Faida Taweez ka Nahi,
aapki Zubaan Band Rakhne ka Hai..
*ayush*
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked: Why are you writing so slowly?
Sardar: I am writing to my 6 yrs old daughter,
she can not read very fast.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardarji ( to doctor ) : ‘Doctor, I have a problem.’
Doctor : ‘What’s your problem?’
Sardarji : ‘I keep forgetting things.’
Doctor : ‘Since when do you have this problem?’
Sardarji : ‘What problem?’ :-)
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar: Mai Tere 64 K 64 Dant Tor Dun Ga
Pas Khra 1 Admi Bola:
Sardar G Dant To 32 Hote Hn
Sardr:
Mje Pta Tha K Tu Beech Main Bolay Ga Tere B Mila
K Bataey Hain
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Baap 6 saal ke bete se:” So ja beta nahi to bhoot aa jayega..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Beta:” Aap logo ko to bas ROMANCE ka bahaana chahiye,
Chahe bachhe ki fat jaye bhoot ke
naam se…
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
1 pathan hajj kr k wapis aya to dost ne pocha k shaitan ko kanker mary thy?
Pathan ne kaha:
“Na yara rush boht ziada tha. Hum gaaliyan de k aa gya”
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Husband (Wife Se ):
Aaj Hamari Shadi Ki Salgiraha Hai
Chalo Chiken Banate Hai
Wife:Why?
Main Apni Galti Ki Saja Us Murge Ko Kyu Du
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)