Checkpoint

Ajeet: Raabert, in kutton ke saamne yeh Computer laga do aur debugger starrt kar do.

Raabert: Lekin kyoon, baas?

Ajeet: Saale Checkpoint mein atak jayenge.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 688 views
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