Funny Santa, Banta & Laloo
Funny Santa, Banta & Laloo ik scooter par ja rahe the. A traffic cop tried to stop them.
Funny Santa: Sorry phaji, already 3 baithe hain. Bilkul bhi jagah nahin hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 585 views
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