Bike Se Utarane Ka Naya Style

Ek Ladka ladki ko impress karne ke chakkar main bike se gir gaya..

ladki boli aapko chot to nahi lagi..

ladka bola are hat pagli hum bike se aise he utarten hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 620 views
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