Aaj apni Muhabat ko naya

Aaj apni Muhabat ko naya morr dia us ne,
Mere liye baalon ko khula chorr dia us ne!

Pehly hansta tha main monh khol k,
Ab to Aagy wala hi daant torr dia us ne!

Us ne sargoshi ka kaha mai betaab ho gya,
Kaan paas kiya to marorr diya us ne!

Sardian aain to laya malty mehbub k liye,
Malta kha k chilka ankhon main nichor dia us ne!

Bewafai ki had b dikha di ik din us ne zalim,
Milny ghr gya to pechay kutta chor dia us ne:-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 546 views
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