1 Aadmi Doorbeen Se Asman Dekh Rha Tha

1 Aadmi Doorbeen Se Asman Dekh Rha Tha Pathan Bhe Pas Khara Ho Kar Dekhne Lga

Achank 1 Tara Tuta
Pathan Zor Se Chilaya:

“Wah Ustad Kya Nishana Hai.;-):-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 608 views
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