A zookeeper approaches three boys standing near the lions' cage and asks them their names and what they're up to.
The first boy says, "My name's Tommy and I was trying to feed peanuts to the lions."

The second boy says, "My name's Billy and I was trying to feed peanuts to the lions."

The third boy says, "My name is Peanuts."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 847 views

Arz kia hai.

1ladke ne 1ladki ko dekh kar arz kiya
Tere smile me kya chamk he
Tere smile me kya chamk he
wo muskura k boli
MERE TOOTHPASTE ME NAMAK HAI

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Itni shiddat se

Itni shiddat se maine larki patane ki kosish ki hai,

K her amma nai mujhy apni beti ka haath na dene ke saazish ke hai

Kehte hain aggar tum sache dil se larki patana chaho

Tou pori kayenat tumhare liye larki patane mein lag jati hai

Ye larki kay chakar bhi apni hindi films
ki tarah hote hain

End mai sub theek ho hi jata hai,

Aur agar sub thek na ho tou chakar khatam nhi hota

Kyn k uski choti behn abhi baqi hai mere dost…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Techar Ye Kiska Signature H

Techar: Ye Kiska Signature H
"@@@@@@@"

Student: Mere Pitaji Ka.?

Tchr:Aisa Kaise?

Student:Ji,Wo "JALEBI" Bechte Hai..Hath Aise Hi Chalte Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Shaq Bhari Nazro Se Kyu Dekhti Hai?

Office Mein Aayi Ek Nayi Secretary Ne Apne Boss Se Ek Din Puchha

Secretary: “Sir, Aap Ki Biwi Mujhe Itni Shak Bhari Nazron Se Kyun Dekhti Hai?”

Boss Ne Ek Lamba Saans Choda Aur Bola: “Kyunki Tumse Pahle Wo Meri Secretary Thi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher : Whoever Answers My Next Question

Teacher : Whoever Answers My Next Question Can Go Home!
A Boy Throws His Bag Out Through The Window.
Teacher: Who Threw The Bag?
Boy : Me!
I’m Going Home.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)