A zookeeper approaches three boys standing near the lions' cage and asks them their names and what they're up to.
The first boy says, "My name's Tommy and I was trying to feed peanuts to the lions."

The second boy says, "My name's Billy and I was trying to feed peanuts to the lions."

The third boy says, "My name is Peanuts."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 868 views

Janwar Hai, Usko Kya Pata

A man goes to see Jurassic Park with his friend.

When the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat.

When his friend asks him kyon bhai, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai

The man replies Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Par Yaad Tumhari Ati Hy

Tum Dor Sahi Majbor Sahi
Par Yaad Tumhari Ati Hy,

Tum Sans Wahan Par Lyti Ho
Or Badbo Yahan Par Ati Hai…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Teacher: pyar te ishq wich ki farak h?

Teacher: pyar te ishq wich ki farak h?

Santa: sir pyar oh hai jehda tusi apni beti naal karde ho.

Teacher: te ishq?

Santa: jehda me tuhadi beti naal karda haan

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

TRUE MOTHER IN LAW

print this page close window Joke True Mother-in-Law Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young man in a three-piece suit. "This young lawyer ...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Questions: “Why Could Ayesha

Questions: “Why Could Ayesha Takia Never Become A School Teacher?”

Answer: “Because Everytime She Moved To Write Something On A Board The Words Got Rubbed Without A Duster“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)