America Se 1 Pathan Ne
Apni Maa Ki Dead Body Pakistan Bheji Jis K Saath Letter Tha
K Ama Ki Dead Body Aap Ko Mil Gai Ho Gi, Ama Ne Jo Kapron K Ooper 2 Shirts Pehni Hyn Wo Bhaiyon K Liye, Left Hand Me Jo Ghari Hy Wo Baaji K Liye,
Jo 5 Socks K Jory Pehny Hyn Wo Sab K Liye,

Ama K Sirhany K Nechay
Jo Choclates Hyn Wo Papu K Liye, Ama K Balon Mai Jo Ponyan Hyn Wo Pinki K Liey Hai Or Agr Ksi Or Cheez Ki Zaroorat Hui
To Jaldi Bata Dena Abba Ki B Halat Kharab Ha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 941 views

Death time

A Memon On His Death Time
My Wife Where R U?
Wife: Yes,I M Here
My Sons: My Daughters R U All Here? Yes: Papa
To Phir Brabar Wale Kamre Ka
Pankha Q Khula He?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Raste k dono tarf ped kyu hot

GOLU-batao raste k dono tarf ped kyu hote he

MOLU-polution kam karne k liye
GOLU-Galat

kyuki agar ped raste me hote to gadiya kase jayegi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tumhare baap ka kia naam ha??

Teacher: tumhare baap ka kia naam ha??
Pathan: Google Khan

Teacher: ye kia naam hoa bhla!!
Pathan: ham jahan marzi hon wo mujhe dhond leta ha....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Wake up with a smile

It's Perfectly Legal To
Kill Someone In Your
Dreams,
That's Why
I Wake Up With A Smile Everyday

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Papetta

Police wala : oye tu PAPPITA bechan wali nu KISS
kyo kitta ?
Santa : HAJOOR ohi bar bar chilla rahi c
PAPI ta le lo
PAPI ta le lo

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)