What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 1079 views

My uncle lost his dog

My uncle lost his dog last week.
I said why don't you put an advertisement in newspaper?
Uncle replied: Don't be silly, my dog can't read newspaper..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Itna Hi Kafi Hai Mere Liye

Santa Ne Ek Number Milaya, To Aage Se Ek Computrizd Female Voice Aayi.

“Apke Paas Paryapt Balance Nahi Hai”

Santa: “Arrey Balance Ko Goli Maar Janu, Tumse Baat Ho Jati Hai Itna Hi Kafi Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan: Doctor Sahib poray jism mai kahin bhi ungli lagawon
tu boht dard hota hai
.
Doctor did X-ray of his all body and found that he has FRACTURE in his FINGER

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

died

A student called up his physics professor..his wife picked up d phone n said "he died last week"
..
Next day student called again..
She again pickd up n said "I told u, he died last week"
..
He called d third time..
Wife said "he died.. y do u keep on calling again n again??"
..
..
Student: "sun ke acha lagta hai"
,

by ubaid ur rehman (few years ago!)

Police

) kiya hal ho ga yeh jan lo abhi

kiya hal ho ga yeh jan lo
abhi be wakat hai man jao
bury wakt ka say phaly man jao
WaRNa police waly khud he mana lay gy

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)