What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 1094 views

35 Sal Ki Lady Balcony Se Niche

35 Sal Ki Lady Balcony Se Niche
Kachre Ke Dibbe Me Giri.
.
Ya Dekh Kay Santa Nay Kaha
Husband Zyada He Shokeen Lagta Hai
Werna Abhi 5 10 Saal Aur Chal Sakti Thi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher to Pappu:

Teacher to Pappu:
Why are you late? All your classmates came to the class on time!

Pappu: Group me to kutte aate hain.. lekin SHER hamehsa akela aata hai sir!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Memon Apnay Betay Ki Kamyabi Per

Memon Apnay Betay Ki Kamyabi Per Khush Ho Kar Bola,
Mang Beta Jo Mangna Hay,

Beta: Aba Sochnay Kay Leyae 1 Min Dain. Thori Dair Baad Beta Bola:

Aba Mujhay Car Chaheay,
Memon: Beta Tum Nay 1 Min Manga Tha Woh Maen Nay Deydiyah Ab Aish Karo….:->

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

High Level Insult

High Level Insult

Aik bacha park mai bench pe betha
1 k bad 1 toffee kha rha tha.
Pas bethi 1 orat boli:
Jo ziada metha khatay hen
wo jaldi mar jatay hen.
Boy:
ap ko malum hay meri dadi ki age 106 saal thi.
Orat:
wo metha kam khati hongi.
Boy:
nahi,
Wo apny kaam se kaam rakhti thi...:P :D

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Sagar Ki Geeli Ret Par Ek Ladka Betha Tha.

Sagar Ki Geeli Ret Par Ek Ladka Betha Tha.
Usne Apne Sath Bethi Ladki Se Pucha: “Tum Bolti
Kyun Nahi?”
Wo Palkein Jhuka Kar Muskurai Aur Ret Pe Likha,
“Muh Mein Gutka Hai“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)