Student Joke
Principal: If any boy is found in or around girl’s hostel, he will be fined Rs 400 for first time, Rs 800 for second time & Rs 1200 for third time.
Student: How much will you charge for monthly pass, sir ?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 733 views
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Teacher:
Agar Do Peepal K Darakhton Ko
Aik RaBi Se Baandh Diya Jaye
To Us RaBi Ko Kya Kahen Ge?
Sardar:
Us Rabi Ko Bolenge
“Nokia”(Connecting Peepal):-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Banta : What is the similarity between marriage and 11:59 pm?
Santa : Dono ke baad 12 bajte hai aur din badal jate hai!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar g 1 Girl k sath chips kha raha tha
Girl ne pyar se ankho mai ankhain dal k pocha
kuch feel ker rahe ho?
Sardar: Han tum mujh se ziada chips kha rahi ho.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Ek Din Apne Dost Ko Bade Dukhi Man Se Bata Raha Tha
Santa: “Bachpan Mein Maan Ki Baat Suni Hoti To Aaj Ye Din Na Dekhne Padte”
Dost: “Kya Kahti Thi Maan?”
Santa: “Jab Baat Hi Nahi Suni To,Mujhe Kya Pata Kya Kahti Thi“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Tiger Killed A Sardar In The Zoo
A Man Asked Y Did U Killed Sardar?
Tiger: Or Nai To Kya..
Sala Kab Se Keh Rha Tha
Itni Bari Billi Wo0oeeen Itni Bari Bili
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
EK PATHAN LARKI SE HUM SE SHAADI KARO
TUMKO SAWAAB MILENGA.
LARKI WO KAISE:
PATHAN:HAMARA SHAADI HOGI,BACHA HOGA..,
BACHA KA NAAM SAWAAB KHAN RAKHGA…,
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 chor ne apni mangtar ko gold ka set dea
mangtr (khushi se) : jann is ke qeemat ka ha??
chor: 3 saal qaid tay littar wakhry (Maar alag say).
by Muneeb Alam (few years ago!)
Santa Ek Bar Apni Gf Ko Milne Gaya To Uski Gf Ne Kuch Sungh Kar Kaha
Gf: “Aapne Muli Ke Paranthe Khaye Hai?”
Santa: “Nahi Nahi, Main To
Sandwich Kha Ke Aya Hun”
Gf: “Dont Try To Lie, I Know Lips
Can Lie But Hips Dont Lie“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Arz kiya hai.....
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Khidki se dekha to sadak par koi nahi tha,
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wah wah..!! wah wah..!!!
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gaur farmaiyega.....
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Khidki se dekha to sadak par koi nahi tha...
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Sadak par jake dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
When your wife
- worries about you,
- fights with you,
- looks for your attention for no reason,
- becomes jealous with you,
- shares her joy & sorrows with you, and
- pesters you with eat this and that,
do this and that,
it means SHE CARES.
• When she stops caring,
that’s when you should be worried.
by A. Sami (few years ago!)