Student Joke
Principal: If any boy is found in or around girl’s hostel, he will be fined Rs 400 for first time, Rs 800 for second time & Rs 1200 for third time.
Student: How much will you charge for monthly pass, sir ?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 982 views
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