Principal: If any boy is found in or around girl’s hostel, he will be fined Rs 400 for first time, Rs 800 for second time & Rs 1200 for third time.
Student: How much will you charge for monthly pass, sir ?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 981 views

Pakistani: When a man died

Pakistani: When a man died, we processed the claim and delivered the check within 24 hours.

Indian: When a man died, we delivered a check the same evening.

American: That’s nothing. Our office is on the 20th floor of the WTC building. A man was working on the 50th floor. He slipped and fell. We handed him his check as he passed our floor!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ustaad shagird se: Baal baal qarze mein jakre hona

Ustaad shagird se: Baal baal qarze mein jakre hona ka jumla banao. Shagird: Us ka baal baal qarz mein jakra howa thaa lahaza us ne baal katwa diye aur aab woah ganja phirta hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabi

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

25 Sardar train k piche bhag

25 Sardar
train k piche bhag rhe the

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24 Chad gaye,
toh train me logo ne kaha.
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WellDone guys
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Sardar-Kya Khak WellDone
kamino, :@

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Saala jana to usko tha
hum to sirf choodne aye the...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Good Memory

An big Elephant is drinking out of a river when he spots a turtle asleep on a log. The elephant ambles over and kicks the unsuspecting turtle clear across the river.
"Why did you do that?" asks a passing giraffe.

"Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 47 years ago."

"Wow, what a memory!" says the giraffe.

"Yes," says the elephant. "Turtle recall."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)