Funny Secretary
The beautiful personal secretary came angrily out of boss cabin… One of her friend asked what happened dear…..
Secretary: Boss asked, are you free tonight ?? I said for you I am always free…..and that stupid gave me some pages to type !
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 837 views
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