Pathan Asked A Doctor

Pathan Asked A Doctor :
Milk Pene Se Rung Gora Hota Hai

Doctor:
Han Milk Me Calcium Hota Hai
Isliye

Pathan :
Chal Jhoote Phir Bhains Ka
Bacha Kala Q Hota Hai ?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 610 views
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