Daant nikalne ke liye Muh kholiye
Daant nikalne ke liye Muh kholiye
Lady: Aa..aa
Dr: Aur thoda
Lady: AA..AA
Dr: Aur thoda Kholiye
Lady: Dr, kya aap muh mein baitke daant nikalenge?
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