Baba jee mere liye dua Karain

Larki ek Baba Jee se: Baba jee mere lie dua Karen ke meri shadi kesi samajdar admi se hojaye
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Baba Jee: Ghar chali ja baiti, Samajdar admi khabi shadi nahi karta.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1194 views
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