Sardar Fails From 3rd Floor

A Drunk Sardar Fails From 3rd Floor
People Gather Around & Ask:
Sardar Ji Ki Hoya?

He Said: Pata Nahin Main V Hune Aya Haan!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 898 views
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