Google Ziyada Acha Hai Ya Yahoo
Sardar: Yaar Ek Baat To Batao??
Pathan: Pucho..
Sardar: Google Ziyada Acha Hai Ya Yahoo..?
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Pathan: Ek Minute Ruko,
Hum Abhi Google Per Search Ker K Batata Hai.. :-D :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 10222 views
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