Sardar: Yaar Ek Baat To Batao??

Pathan: Pucho..

Sardar: Google Ziyada Acha Hai Ya Yahoo..?
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Pathan: Ek Minute Ruko,
Hum Abhi Google Per Search Ker K Batata Hai.. :-D :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 9736 views

Double Roti Khane Ko Kaha Hai

1 Khan Roti Ke Uper Roti Rakh
Ke Kha Raha Tha

Biwi Ne Poocha: Khan Saheb Kia Hua?

Khan : Tabiyat Kharab Hai
Doctor Ne Double Roti Khane Ko Kaha Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Beautiful

There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side.

His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again.

His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said "You're cute!"

Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of "beautiful" it was "cute."

She said "What happened to 'beautiful'?"

His reply was "The drugs are wearing off!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Petol khatam ho gia

Taxi driver:oye sardar g,petrol thatam ho gia hai ,taxi aage nai ja sakti

sardar:oye koi gal nai peche moorh le.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Akhir Problem Hai To Hai Kidhar?

Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha,

Banta Kafi Der Se Yeh Dekh Raha Thha, Akhirkar Usne Puchha.

Banta: “Kya Dekh Raha Hai Yaar?”

Santa: “Arrey, Ye Dekh Raha Hun Ki Ye Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A man who has his regular meals

A man who has his regular meals in a restaurant, takes away two spoons at the end of his meal everyday.
Waiter: Sir, why do you take away the spoons?
Man: Well, it is written on my bottle of medicine to take two spoons after meals, daily.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)