tu mujse shadi klegi?

L.K.G boy-tu mujse shadi klegi?
G-nhi
B-kalle na
G-nhi me ni klungi
B-plz kalle teko tophi duga
G-isiliye to ni klni,qk kisi ol se choclt me bat ho lakhi hai...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 625 views
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