2 friends were attending a boring lecture..
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1st frd- Even my ass has fallen asleep..

2nd frd- I know! I heard ir snore 3 times..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 995 views

Banta calls FM radio

Banta calls FM radio: I'v found sm1 named Kamaljit's wallet wid Rs. 15K.
RJ: Sir! U wnt 2 retrn d wallet?

Banta: Ni pagal! I wnt 2 dedicate a sad song 2 him.;-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ajj Mare Wife Nay Muj Ko Bohat Maraa

Ajj Mare Wife Nay Muj Ko Bohat Maraa ……!

Iss Nay Muj Say Poucha Ka Shaadi Ka Baad
Aghar Main Maar Gahee Too Tum Kia Karoo Gai
Main Nay Kaha Janoo Main Pagal Hoo Jahoo Ga
Too Iss Nay Kaha Sach Matlab Tum Dosri Shaadi Nahi Karoo Gai
Main Nay Kaha Ka Main Too Pagal Hoo Jahoo Ga
Aur Pagal Kuch Bhi Kar Sakta Hai
Bass Iss Baat Per Iss Nay Bohaat Mara Muj Ko

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

sts For Dinner

GueThere was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didn't stop sucking his thumb, he'd get fat.

Two weeks later, his mother had her friends over for a game of bridge. The boy points to an obviously pregnant woman and says, "Ah, ha! I know what you've been doing!"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Santa begum k liye Chhapal lene

Santa begum k liye Chhapal lene gaya

Dukandar:Santa ji size to batao

Santa:Yaar wo to mai bhul gaya
aisa karo mere kamar pe nisan dekhlo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boy : My Father’s Name

Boy : My Father’s Name is “Laughing” and My Mother’s Name is “Smiling.”

Teacher : You Must be Kidding..?
Boy : No I am “Joking”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)