1 Ghar Se Hmesha Hasne Ki Awaz Ati

1 Ghar Se Hmesha Hasne Ki Awaz Ati
Kisi ne Khush-Gawar Zindgi Ka Raz Pucha

Shohr Bola : BV Muje Jote Mrti HyLg Jai To Wo Hansti HyNa Lage To me Hansta hon. 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 934 views
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Dekh lena tumhe nark main

Patni Aapne Pati Se- Dekh Lena Tumhe Nark Mein
Bhi Jagah Nahi Milegi..
Pati- Achcha Hai, Mai Bhi Har Jagah Tumhare Sath
Nahi Jaana Chahta.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Funny Sardarji Joke

In a stormy night, a Sikh gentleman came to a pizza shop on his bike to buy pizza.

Funny Shopkeeper: Sardar Ji, are you married?

Funny Sardar Ji: What do you think, my mom will send me to take pizza in this thunderstorm?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar

Sardar and Police man

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.


Two Sardars

1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?

2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye

Sardar on Train Tack

1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!

Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?

Sardar Ji in Practical Exam

In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

by Haris Abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
GOLU-Mera beta meri kahi har baat

GOLU-Mera beta meri kahi har baat manta hai
MOLU- Are wah,Tumne ye kaise kar diya
GOLU-Maine use keh rakha hai jo ji me aaye karo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: What r the people

Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called? Student: I don't know. Teacher: They r called Turks. Now What r the people of Germany called? Student: They r called Germs.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Dobyou have a problem

A patient came to his dentist with problems with
his teeth.
Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?
Dentist: Wear a brown tie!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
BV sharma k boli

Aik Book Writer ne apni Begum se poocha:

Tumhain meri Books main se konsi Book pasand hai?

BV sharma k boli Cheque Book G.;)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Phatan or sumandar

PHATAN GHALTI SY SAMANDER ME GIR GIA .
DHOBTE DHOBTE US K HATH ME MACHLI AA GAI.
USAY PAKER KER BAHIR PHENKA OR KAHA
JAO TUM TU APNA JAAN BACHAO …
HAMARA ALLAH MALIK HAI.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
How much you love?

Girl: I love u.
Boy: Me too.
Girl: Kitna karte ho.
Boy: Jitna tum mujhe karti ho.
Girl: Kamine, main sochti thi ki tum sachha pyaar karte ho!

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Pathan Can Prove Anything

Teacher: Ek Tota Haathi K Uper Betha Aur
Haathi Mar Gaya..
Prove How is This Possible.??
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Pathan:
Pehly Haathi Ka Naam Tota Rakho Aur
Totay Ka Naam Hathi,,
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Then This Is Possible.. ;-) ;-p

Pathan Can Prove Anything :-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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