Lady goes to fruit market

Lady Goes to a Fruit Shop
Shopkeeper:Ur Dog is eating my Fruits
Lady:- Shona,Dont eat d Fruit without washing
them

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 831 views
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