Several short geology plays on words
Okay, if you are a real geologist, you probably enjoy transferring geology vocabulary into everyday situations. For example, if you agree with what someone has said, you may say, You breccias! or My sediments exactly!
And if you are not pleased with the person's statement, you may resort to the old:
That's not gneiss!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 908 views
Similar Jokes
On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him,
“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”
Sardar : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”.
by Asim Raza (few years ago!)
Plz don"t read this
Nahi to
ho jayega
Kya?
Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai k tum ho
saya sa koi lehraye to lagata hai k tum ho
ab tm hi btao k kia tum kisi bhoot se kam ho.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Ek Choha Billi se keh raha tha k
I LOVE YOU.
Billi Tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho?
Choha:Jo tum kaho gi mein wohi karoon
ga.
Billi:Kya Tum mere liye jan da sakte ho?
Choha:Na Darling Na,Sadi MAA nu put nai
Labne tenu yar Batheray”.
by haleema sadia (few years ago!)
Life of a college student:
Wallet hai, paise nahi
Lecture hai, attendance nahi
Mobile hai, balance nahi
Friends hai boyfriend ya girlfriend nahi
Exam hai, tension nahi
Padhna hai, mood nahi.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
A couple drove several miles down a country
road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the wife sarcastically asked, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the husband replied, "In-laws."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Loadshading ne mujhe namazi bana dia hai
faraz
ab to mobile ki battry bi masjid k u.p.s se charge karta hun.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Teacher: Peter, why r u late for school again? Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football & the game went into extra time.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
'Teacher;
Translate into English
"Yad-e-Mazi Azab hy Ya RAB, Cheen le Mjhse Hafiza Mera"
Papu:My Mind is Full of Data Base,
O God!Plz Make Me a Mental Case"'
by Asim Raza (few years ago!)
I saw someone in coffie shop,
Attractive, Graceful, Intelligent, Smart and Decent.
More like a celebrity.
I went to Closer...... .
OH GOD!!!!
Yeh Mirrors bhi na.Ufffffffffff
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)