Benefits

5. You never have to watch reruns on television.
4. You are always meeting new people.
3. You don't have to remember the whines and
complaints of your spouse.
2. You can hide your own Easter eggs.
1. Mysteries are always interesting.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 896 views
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