ABBU Mat Kehna
Baap; Agar ab Tum Fail Huye to Mujhe ABBU Mat Kehna
Result Aane Per
Baap: kya bana result?
Beta: Sorry Yaar mushtaq aj Tum ne Baap kehlaane ka HAQ Kho dia¿¿
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