Facebook Status Difference

Girl’s Facebook Status – Traveled In A Bus After Such A Long Time.

Comments:
Awwwww.. Muah..

May Be Next Time We Both Can Go Together Sweetie.
You Went Without Me?

Wow! I Also Wanna Experience It Once.

You Must Be Tired Na Honey?

Boy’s Facebook Status – Traveled In A Bus After Such A Long Time.

Comments:
Haan To Saale Usme Hum Kya Kare?

Bas Yehi Aukaat Hai Teri.
Saale Ab Tu Rickshaw Me Jayega To Bhi Status Rakhega?
Abe Baap Ko Bole Ek Cycle To Dila De Kam Se Kam.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 796 views
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