Pati:-mani abhi saree ka fanda banakar faansi laga loonga.

Patni:-kya gajab karte ho,nai saree ha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 990 views

Santa class me haans raha tha

Santa class me haans raha tha,
Ek ladka bola : Stand UP, kaun ho tum?

Santa : Tum kaun ho?

Ladka : Mein monitor hu
Santa : Te phir mein CPU hu!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

women

"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

Life without u

Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a second without u, if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

After robbing d Bank

After robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing?
Clerk: Yes.

Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek American Aur Ek Indian

1 baar 1 american or 1 indian helicopter me ja rahe the
Tabhi american ko potty lagi, indian ne kaha 1 plastic kar k niche phek do
Usne waisa hi kiya,

Niche 1 sadhu ganga me prathna kar raha tha, tabhi usk haath me plastic giri
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Sadhu ne socha bhagwan ka prasaad hai ghar jaakar apne bete kko khilaunga
Ghar gaya or apne bete ko de diya or bola kha lo
Jaise hi bete ne khane k liye uthaya, light chali gayi
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Pehla bite; papa khatti,
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Dusra bite; papa mitthe
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Teesra bite khane gaya toh light wapas aa gayi
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Papa ” tatti”………

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)