Jo cheez urti h
Jo cheez Urti hai
Master : Jo cheez Urti hai, wo anday deti hai
Aur
Jo zameen per chalti hai, wo bachay deti hai.
Wo kiya cheez hai jo urti b hai aur bachay bhi deti hai..?
Pathan : Air hostess...:-p
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