Chalak Pathan
Pathan: Raat ko 1 admi ne Chaku dekha kar loot lia
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Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha PISTOL hoti hai na
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Pathan: Wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata
by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!) / 790 views
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