Pathan: Raat ko 1 admi ne Chaku dekha kar loot lia
.
Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha PISTOL hoti hai na
.
Pathan: Wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!) / 859 views

Saas vs damadh

Aik admi (apni saas se):ap ki beti me kuch aqal ki kami hai,;->
saas: han beta isi waja se to ise koi acha larka nai mila

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Sardar on phone:

Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Faqeer to Men

Faqeer to Men: Allaha ke naam pe de do
Men: Maf karo baba
Faqeer: Kuch to de do

Men: Achha baba jo SMS pad raha hai usko le jao

Faqeer: Maine Bhikh mangi hai bhikari nahin

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Words

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.

The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

status onfacebook

Boy: Will you marry me?
Girl: Yes!
(Boy starts running...)
Girl: Hey where are you going?
Boy: I'm going to update my relationship status on
facebook =P

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)